TheSpentPenny

RT @manicproduction: RE TWEET EVERYTHING

Quiero ser un comediante. Pero, no se en donde empezaria? Soy un gringo, pero soy comico, solamente cuando hablo español.

SOO Jealous. Was that tonight? (@sortavictorious)http://yfrog.com/hsazyvj

Nicely done as usual! (YouTube http://youtu.be/dykwmBLEA7s?a)

Oh lord, it’s hard to be humble when you’re perfect in every way. Each time I look in the mirror, I get better lookin’ each day.

BEER! This tweet almost said, “BEET!” Must be the beer talking.

Did you walk to work? Or did you take your lunch?

Well? Inquiring minds need to know.